{"id":548,"date":"2011-11-23T13:37:26","date_gmt":"2011-11-23T21:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/?p=548"},"modified":"2011-11-23T13:37:26","modified_gmt":"2011-11-23T21:37:26","slug":"popcorn-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/popcorn-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Popcorn fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Corn is a point of some contention in our family, one of the few subjects that we don&#8217;t agree upon wholeheartedly. I like corn; it&#8217;s tasty when it&#8217;s really fresh and sweet, it&#8217;s fairly easy to grow, and it makes good biomass for the compost. Heck, I just like the way it looks in a garden. Emily, however, is quick to point out that is has one of the worst dollars-per-square foot returns of anything we plant, is time intensive, and uses up a \u00a0lot of garden space that could go to growing something else. This year, I planted two full beds of it- one was sweet corn (which she does admit was pretty tasty to eat) and the other in popcorn.<\/p>\n<p>Now, you have to know, that I have tried popcorn before. I excitedly planted some in Guatemala, thinking I could leave a legacy to the kids who were always eager to eat popcorn at our house. However, we had to leave before it got harvested, and I never did find out if it worked or not. I assume it got harvested, mashed, and turned into tortillas like every other corn in those parts. I can see them now, shaken their head at how small the kernels are and wondering what I was thinking.<\/p>\n<p>With that in mind, I was excited to see our popcorn stand actually grow this year. When the weather turned foul, I harvested all the ears so they could dry indoors. I put most of the ears in one of the ventilated plastic bins I made for the potatoes, and I hung a few cobs from the rafters of the shed, as a nod to the way our Mayan neighbors always did it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Someone&#8217;s snacking on your corn,&#8221; Emily said a few days later as she came in from the shed. A quick inspection revealed that mice had discovered the suspended cobs and had made a meal of them (much like they do in Guatemala. Huh.). I cleaned up the mess, saw that the lid was secure on the bin, and went about my business.<\/p>\n<p>In the next few weeks, I occasionally noticed corn scraps on the floor of the shed, and assumed that I&#8217;d missed some in the corners and the mice were scattering it around. Today, however, I decided to clean more thoroughly and discovered this: a mouse-sized hole in the back of the corn bin.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/mouseholeSM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-552\" title=\"mouseholeSM\" src=\"http:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/mouseholeSM-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/mouseholeSM-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/mouseholeSM.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/corn_goneSM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-553\" title=\"corn_goneSM\" src=\"http:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/corn_goneSM-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/corn_goneSM-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.PeaceCrops.net\/CSA\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/corn_goneSM.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fail.<\/p>\n<p>What was I thinking, that mice can&#8217;t chew through plastic? 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